So I'm out running errands when I swing by a certain Big Name Outdoor Superstore to check out the ammo situation.
Mr. Helpful Sales Guy comes over while I'm trying to work my way through the crowds blocking the shelves.
Mr. Helpful: "Can I help you find something?"
Me: "Yes, thank you, I'm looking for .45 ACP."
Mr. Helpful: "Now are you sure that's the kind of ammunition you're supposed to get?"
Wait for it . . .
Me: "Well, since I carry a full custom build Wilson Combat bobtail Commander 1911, yes, I'm absolutely sure that 200 grain Hornady TAP in .45 ACP is the kind of ammunition I'm looking for."