You are 1% hippie.
Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer's market--they're fun.
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Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Not only do I not believe in it, it doesn't exist. I do believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, though. He's not asking for my money--just that I choose a suitable pasta sauce.
Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. I don't wear a tie except to weddings, funerals and on occasions where I'm apt to hear, "Will the defendant please rise." And most 'organic' food tastes like ass. Boiled ass. With cancer sauce.
And go to a farmer's market--they're fun. I do, and they are. You can't find Peach-Chipotle Salsa and Goat's Milk Fudge anywhere else. I'm still not paying $17/lb for a couple of shrivelled turnips, though...evil, heartless, Earth-raping capitalist bastard that I am.
Man, the writers say 'conservative' like it's some kind of insult! LOL
Ya, I got 6% and I think it was the Wiccan that did it. . .. why do they all think you are a loony Lefty if you are Pagan?
People who don't know any better seem to lump us into one of two categories: either devil-worshipping baby-eaters, or fluffy-bunny lightweights with Craft names like "Lady Moonbeam." It's pretty clear where these folks stand.
I'm working on another rant about what "assume" spells.
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