Monday, June 29, 2009

Guns In Restaurants!

On Sunday evening, two people carrying loaded firearms were observed at a local Outback Steakhouse. The woman was 5'4" tall, wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and the man was 6'4" tall, wearing khaki pants and a polo shirt. They ordered dinner, did not sit in the bar, did not consume alcoholic beverages, and left without incident.

No shots were fired. Nothing happened.

Apparently the guns they carried were defective, because the proximity to alcohol in bottles and glasses in the restaurant did not immediately cause them to commit mass carnage.

Nor did the presence of alcohol in the restaurant cause the man to drive recklessly after leaving.

2 comments:

Linoge said...

It is really strange how that seems to happen so often... ;)

DouginSalcha said...

Now you have me wondering if my piece is "defective" (since I frequently carry it into restaurants). I carry concealed and never seem to be affected by the alcohol that present on the premises (since I no longer drink alcohol away from home)... ^_^