Thursday, April 16, 2009

You Are The Weapon

An 80-year-old store owner stops an armed robbery by taking away the robber's gun.

It looks like the criminal may have escaped with a whole whopping nineteen dollars. Beats having him get away with an entire day's receipts. That's probably what it will cost him at the laundromat to wash out his skivvies after the way he ran off screaming "Don't shoot me!"

Oh, I'm sorry. What was I thinking? What Mr. Westbrook should have done was just give the robber what he wanted.

Sarcasm off.

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